I recently looked at the website of the manufacturer of my telescope, Guan Sheng Optical, better known as GSO.
I love the juxtaposition of their tag line, “Always Top Quality, We Insist”, with a bunch of gobbledegook (click for bigger version).
To be fair to them, my GSO telescope is really excellent and I’m very pleased with its quality. Shame I can’t say the same about their website! 🙂